Saturday, March 31, 2007

Amusings

I love bookcases. And I like to keep books in bookcase, not photographs or knick knacks, as is the latest fad. I am old school. Books in bookcases, strange candles somewhere else! My books are divided into three groups-the ones I adore and will never part with, ones I want to read and the ones I got as gifts or bought on impulse, tried to read and failed. None of these will I ever lend to you. I am not your average book lover, as with all other things in my life, I am a psychotic, slightly nutty booklover. I love my books and if I see you treating my books roughly, leaving them open, upside down,I will pounce on you. Also I never lend my books, EVER!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Stress!

Stop blaming someone else for your stress and take control.The next few weeks will be interesting.
Darn it, should have done some stuff during spring break.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Roommate Musings


My mess, your mess: You develop this almost supernatural ability to distinguish between the messes that you created and those created by the roommate.

Food: You learn to serve ½ of the food available in your plate. The quantity of food is not an issue here. You may finish it in ten days; serve it in one go or it may be lost forever.

Not coming home to an empty house is a great. Coming home to a hot cup of tea and a good listener is a blessing. Not being in a relationship with that person is a miracle.

Shopping buddy: Shopping buddy who reminds you that rent has not been paid while you both cry outside Ann Taylor.

Language development: Improving Hindi skills, all comments about people are strictly in Hindi. “Vo Lal Kapde pehnee admee ko dekho”

Sharing Rent and bills: Yeah baby!


Sunday, March 25, 2007

The voices only speak to me

Things to do this month:
  • Spring cleaning: get the wardrobe in order.(check)
  • Start doing more volunteer work: Animal shelter.
  • Start taking time to read: go to a park and read on Sundays.

Kickbacks:

  • Get hair colored or get a tattoo.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Sleepless

There are people you call when late night paranoia hits you. And then there are those you call only when you are feeling stable and happy and great. You need to have known me for at least 5 years and

seen me cry,
seen me scream,
seen me underconfident and dejected,
seen me overconfident and arrogant, before you will be admitted to the first group.

After that happens, you will learn to pray because I can talk till 4 am.